Epeolatry Untitled Document

She drinks whiskey out of teacups
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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

phleps:

theirye’re* 

myneighbortotoho:

nobodycars:

nobodycars:

WHY DOES MY COUGH SYRUP TASTE LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS GOD

Someone just asked how I know what pencil shavings tasted like

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Well

this one time i got a rotton egg one in the car and for some reason the windows were on child lock so i was sitting there banging on the window so i could spit it out it was a terrible experience. 0/10. do not recommend

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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oomshi:

Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words

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